Number Monkey 

Noun. An accountant

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.

Number Monkey by landthisplane November 1, 2015

number one gasser 

The sweetest guy in the world. He'll always bring your day up no matter how sad you are.

Sean is the number one gasser.

number one gasser by PotatoKing0916 February 22, 2017

Brother Number One 

A self absorbed closet case who reveals his ignorance at every turn

Have you seen the definitions suggested by "Brother Number One" he is such a closet case.

Brother Number One by Bubba the Love Sponge April 25, 2004

Tetrahedral number 

The {n}th tetrahedral number is the sum of the first n Triangular numbers. Triangular numbers are the sum of the first n integers (1, 3, 6, 10, 15, etc.), and taking the sum of the triangular numbers results in the tetrahedral numbers (1, 4, 10, 20, 35, etc.)

The fifth tetrahedral number is the sum of the first five triangular numbers. The first five triangular numbers are 1, 3=1+2, 6=1+2+3, 10=1+2+3+4, and 15=1+2+3+4+5, so the sum of these numbers is 1+3+6+10+15= 35.

Tetrahedral number by EmeraldofSeattle December 14, 2008

The Number 2 

A thing you do while watching YouTube

Bartholomew: Hay ima go The number 2
Dick: gonna watch YouTube
Bartholomew: hell yea

The Number 2 by EverythingIsTakenSoThisIsMyUse November 16, 2019

last number 

The absolute biggest and best version of a product; usually the most expensive option.

When you order my burger, get the me the last number.
You know you're rich when you accidentally drop the last number iPhone like its nothing.

last number by epiqone February 11, 2020

take a number 

1. to wait in line
2. to jot down a girl's number
3. to steal a math book

"Yo, take a number, foo, can't you sees that I'm busy?"
"Hey, did you take a number from her?"
"The only reason I went to class was to take a number"

take a number by Peon October 12, 2004