noah scented mayo

noah scented mayo = a scented mayo product that is labelled noah
noah scented mayo ≠ noah centineo

"i love to get me sum noah scented mayo for dessert"
"why yall saying noah scented mayo is noah centineo?"

by mmm.mmm_m September 9, 2020

Be Nice To A Noah Day

The name is a lie. Every July 2nd we make fun of a Noah for their haircut. Or maybe how their fingernails look.

Person: hey! It's national Be Nice To A Noah day. Hey Noah!

Noah: yeah?

Person: your fingernails look weird!

Noah: I thought it was national be nice to me day?

Person: Nope! That was a lie!

by A3h April 17, 2021

Noah and his ASTD

Dumb fuck who thinks ASTD is a game, ASTD is however NOT a game. This is actually scientifically proven because Noah is retarted, anyways ASTD IS NOT A GAME and even if it was it would be horrendously trash

"I got madara in AsTD!1|" Noah to everyone
"Shut the fuck up your adopted!!!" Everyone to noah
"Noah and his ASTD" - A tragic tale of him and his sexually transmitted words

by Noahs astd July 10, 2022

Noahs lost ark

When your having sex with a girl and you can't make her pussy wet therefore your ark won't sail

Jon prayed to god when he couldn't make Kate wet because he's heard about noahs lost ark

by Indian spice May 8, 2014

Noah’s B-day

A national holiday on January 14th that celebrates the birthday of the most important person.

Oh my word! Noah’s B-day is coming up I need to get ready and prepare!

by Besttt Friend January 10, 2020

Slap Noah Mackenzie day

On October 25 slap Noah Mackenzie

Today is slap Noah Mackenzie day

by Ava Passerello October 24, 2019

Noah abu fadel

He’s the best person in the entire world because he makes people feel special and pretty. He is the reason some people wake up in the morning, and the reason some people can’t sleep at night. Noah is peoples everything.

You could be pretty cool but you’re not cool as Noah Abu Fadel.

by avery223 March 22, 2022