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ninja shit

Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.
"Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit.
by Reggy Reigns April 21, 2005
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my ninja

Under cover way of saying"my nigga"
Usually used in sensitive racial settings and accepted by most races and mutually understood.
Wut u do last nite my ninja
by bruNiCC July 19, 2016
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Ninja Mask

To don a woman's panties over your face, so as to look like a ninja. Typically after she has worn them.
While I was fucking Laurie, I grabbed her panties and wore them like a ninja mask, gave it to her from behind, like a ninja!
by Wolf Whitman November 23, 2014
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toilet ninja

A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.
Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?
by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009
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Ninja Hangover

A hangover that is not evident upon waking up in the morning, but dominates your life two hours later.
At sunrise Joel bounced out of bed, gathered a crew up for brunch, sat down at the table, and proceeded to have his day destroyed by a ninja hangover that he had been harboring all along.
by chiTNR May 13, 2011
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Ninja Nug

A ninja nug is bud of weed stashed away somewhere that you miraculously find when you cant buy any more weed.
"dude we're outta weed"

"nah fool, i just found a 'ninja nug', its chill"
by Mamao May 29, 2007
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Ninja Pubes

Ninja pubes is somone who has very little pubes , it's ninja pubes cause you can't see ninjas very well.
"wow look at those cunning ninja pubes"
by Harry Bee January 15, 2009
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