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Nerd Merchant 

Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.
Peter: "I got 90% in that test."
File: "Oh you're such a nerd merchant"
Nerd Merchant by xKINGGDEEGx June 29, 2021
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Nerd Bucket 

The designated name for any gaming chair.
Don't lie to yourself, they are all based on racing bucket seats and you're a nerd.

It's a fuckin Nerd Bucket.
Oi, did you see franks new Nerd Bucket?
Yeah its shit, why doesn't he buy a real chair?
Nerd Bucket by Admiral Doot Doot August 23, 2021

Nerd ass pop tart 

Being a nerd ass pop tart is basically considered being a munch, simp, pick me boy, horny little fuck, and a average discord mod. Need ass pop tarts don’t get much action with the ladies nor do they get play. They tend to talk themselves up for big game and talk but once the time comes they fold under pressure and won’t even try to talk to the female. Overthinking is a pop tarts biggest feature though.
Treyon: Yo go talk to her if your feeling her so much.

Stonehead: Nah man she won’t like me😔

Treyon: How tf you gon know that if you haven’t even talked to her

Stoneheas: Nah man but no girl ever wants me, i’m too ugly. She’ll just reject me😭

Treyon: Bro you being a nerd ass pop tart
Nerd ass pop tart by IAintMinuteMaid November 15, 2022

nerd-to-nerd conversation

A conversation involving two or more people (nerds) possessing a high-level of knowledge, expertise, and passion in particular subject matter, where individuals of lesser understanding in the same subject matter are not included or removed. The nerd-to-nerd conversation is especially useful when burdensome managers and bureaucratic roadblocks have caused a simple meeting or discussion to become needlessly overcomplicated.
Continuing from our meeting today, Eric is going to reach out to Chuck to have a nerd-to-nerd conversation to sort out the technical details.
nerd-to-nerd conversation by E-M-S February 1, 2023

Nerd baiting 

To deliberately say or post inaccurate information about a pop-culture topic in order to elicit a passionate response or correction. (esp. on an online platform.)
"You like Star Trek too? I love Yoda!"

"Yoda is from Star Wars, not Star Trek!"

"I know, I was nerd baiting you."

Nerd day™ 

Nerd day is essentially when you have a day where you basically speed run all the work you didn't do over a entire week or few to make up for not doing it before
Person 1: I can't believe I spent all day breathing air and existing, tomorrow I am going to have to do a nerd day™ for all the work I missed
Person 2: I don't give a shit, I am dying
Person 3:Hi dying, I am dad