Hype Nap

When you're intensely dedicated to solving a mathematical question but physically can not stay awake. You take a nap and attempt to solve the question in your dreams.

Hey man, I couldn't prove the equation until I took a hype nap and then all I had to do was write it down.

by Scoobie Doobie Doo October 09, 2019

Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.

Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.

by BlountForce September 06, 2019

poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

by unklebob 666 June 08, 2024

Nap Fetish

Link's sexual desire to wake from a good ass nap then fuck your Bitch. Kik.me/IntelliJ

Link had a nap fetish. He always got in the Z's and the pussy ;)

by Lordpasstaaa July 22, 2016

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 09, 2020

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

naptown-nap

the act of ejaculating in or around the girl and then punching them in the back of the heading rendering then unconcious this is a potentially deadly act that if not performed by a professional can cause death braindmamge or you to be arrested for assault so kids get them drunk first

this bitch was annoying so my buddy gave her a naptown-nap

by cock drags ground & mi hung-lo December 11, 2009