Puffy Muff

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.

Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .

by TcSilly May 25, 2018

Muff Motive

A party where the number of guys massively out-weighs the number of girls, to ensure the boys a higher chance of pulling

Anyone : Surely back to ours and get the garage fired up?
Fox: Yeah for sure mate, I’ll get a mini van of girls in, make it a proper muff motive.

by LBC321 May 21, 2021

Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.

An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.

by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024

Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.

I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.

by Spudnut October 6, 2012

muff vagina

People from Jersey have muff vagina

when ur a hersy folk u have muff vagina

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ October 3, 2021

muff cabbage

It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.

That guy in the store was such a pain to deal with, such a muff cabbage.

by whatever788 October 17, 2010

Muff Puff

The glistening effect of fanny fluid on a proud and luscious beard

Example - Come back up and let me see your muff puff

by 074cl3 February 26, 2022