anal muff

A pussy that smells so bad it passes as an asshole. A stinky pussy. A pussy one is about to eat until they get a whiff that smells like feces...cunnilingual abort mode is instantly instigated.

Max: "I was as hard as a rock and went down on her, it was so dark I thought I was accidently tonguing her ass until a car went by and the lights shone on us and I could see that it was her pussy that I was licking. She had a serious case of anal muff! I continued anyway 'cause I was so horny!"
Scott: "You scare me dude!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

E. Muff

An english muffin or crumpet. Also known as an e. muffy.

"Damn, that was the best e. muff I've ever tasted"

"Would you like your e. muffy with c.cheese?"

by The Pirate Fortune August 11, 2008

cock eyed muff monster

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

by boarder1290 December 23, 2006

bum muff

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.

1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv

by cumbubble June 11, 2006

eye muff

To cover one's eyes, usually to prevent from seeing graphic material

Cenk: We have pics of Rihanna after her beating. Eye muff the kids.

by Dd_NY November 21, 2009

Captain Muff Berries

A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum

I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!

by Pookiey January 12, 2011

yuck muff

term used to describe any number of vaginal-related ailments and sexually transmitted diseases.

I heard that chick had a wicked case of yuck muff

by txmetalhead310 July 17, 2011