The dog of a spear chucking velro headed toad load, typically likes beer that's room temp and tastes/smells like piss
by The one blk guy January 16, 2022
Get the Moosemug. Female definition to the male moose knuckles definition; the outline split of her muff seen Through the front seam of her pants/shorts.
“Those babes shorts are so tight her moose knuckles are on display.”
“Whoa Joe! Your girlfriends friends pants show some dynamite moose knuckles !!!!”
“Whoa Joe! Your girlfriends friends pants show some dynamite moose knuckles !!!!”
by Merriberries December 19, 2020
Get the Moose knucklesmug. A retarded animal also known as a Houge, it loves to try catching fish with its eye's closed, sending snapchats of its best friend coor's because no one else will hangout with it, it also majored in finger painting and sucking dick.
by HougeHouge March 3, 2017
Get the Moosemug. by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
Get the Sober as a moosemug. Moose tracking can mean one of two things
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
Get the moose trackingmug. While one of your buddies is banging a random chick, bust into the room and yell moose. If he does not immediately put both hands up like antlers then punch him in the nads and run off.(It's preferred that there is a camera involved for proof)
by Dizzle17 February 26, 2009
Get the Moosemug. by MoMoose March 7, 2019
Get the moose factsmug.