Tick Monster

Not to be confused with a monster tick (the insect).

Tick Monster is a saying mainly used in the urban societies of Hawaii, meaning "very muscular" or "ripped".

Ex1: Ho' brah! Dwayne Johnson is one Tick Monster!

Ex2: Chee, have you seen Trevor? Da guy works out every day, no joke! Dat guy stay one Tick Monstah!

by Prince Treyvon February 7, 2010

bandwidth monster

The demonic entity that lives somewhere in Yankes' room; it is the source of the Bandwidth that has enveloped the pod. Is most likely controlling and evil, so Yankes must obey it.

Emerson: The smell is so bad again.
Shady: I know MuhBuhDunDunDUH!
E: The Bandwidth Monster needs to be pleased.

by Lower South May 12, 2008

Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.

I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.

by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011

Mirror Monster

-A name for a teenage girl who thinks she is hot but isn't. The name comes from mirror monsters' tendency to take pictures of themselves in promiscuous ways in front of a mirror, and then putting them on myspace

Gary- Man, look at that fugly girl out there!
Joe- Oh she's taking a pic of herself.
Hans- She's such a mirror monster.

by omglazergun March 16, 2008

Vag Monster

A girl when she is on her period.

Jenn is being such a vag monster today!

by AF06 November 29, 2005

cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

by Jordan January 11, 2004

drawing a monster

The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.

I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!

by Ben Franklin December 25, 2005