Naked Mole Rat

A cigarette smoking carnivore most likely seen in the bushes or trying to avoid work somewhere in a portapotty most commonly known as a "willhite" digs in buttock daily, red headed and freckle faced, makes good friend

Younder in the brush lies a naked mole rat in its natural habitat

by YeeyeeOicu September 28, 2018

Muddy Mole

A dick that's just been inside of a butt without a condom and hasn't been washed yet.

Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."

by FFDN/AO3/DA Allen Pierce December 16, 2018

hash mole

When one layers tobacco, marijuana, and hash in a bowl. Typically smoked out of a bong.

Yo, John and I were doin’ fat hash moles when we were tripping acid in big sur.

by b0lb January 4, 2019

Aston Meledo

He is a Try hard and is soooooo sweaty and does Art extension and Music he wants to be the best in the class

Aston meledo the try hard

by Aston Meledo March 11, 2019

Crown Molding

A condition where gunk has built up on your genetalia

R-Kelly hasn't washed his dick in a while and has some serious crown molding building up

by Rickwann March 17, 2019

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019

andrew moldez

sum cute ass nigga that deserves every pussy in the world

whole lotta gang shit yktv hopefully andrew moldez rolls through and eats my pussy

by andrew moldez May 10, 2019