Scrawny ass bitch, with a faggot girlfriend, and a little penis. He can’t pull for shit, and has hella chuzz, and hella AIDS.
NIGGA DONT BE A MILES
by Budging April 29, 2025
Get the Miles mug.A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
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*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
by dxtros June 11, 2025
Get the Mile…Mile and a half mug.Miles, world's best boyfriend. A big softie with bright blue eyes and a loving personality. Won't hesitate to provide all the love, care, and safety you would need. If you ever meet Miles, go find somebody else! You don't deserve him.
by Vivi!! June 13, 2025
Get the Miles mug.The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
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Get the Miles Webb mug.Born to the Saucier family, Miles Saucier, born to Amber Goodman Davis and James Saucier, Miles is their first child. Born in 2011 in Texas, later siblings are Connor Saucier, Jameson Saucier, Judge Alan, Lucy Saucier.
by Ryan Podessium April 28, 2024
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