mike jones

a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.

timmy: timmy!!
mike jones: mike jones bitch!

by rilesworth September 8, 2006

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mike vallely

the man that defines skating. allthough he has been skating for more than 14 years, he goes out and does his best. talk shit about what he loves to do and you are liable to get your ass kicked.
widely known to kick the shit out of four asswipes who called him a "skater fag."

Mike V. vs Four Random Ocks (CKY3)

by raab February 15, 2004

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mike dirnt

Bass guitarist for Green Day

contrary to popular belief, HE is sexiest man alive, defeating his bandmate Billie Joe Armstrong

Mike Dirnt beats Billie Joe and Tre in everything, no ifs, ands or buts.

by CTDirnt November 10, 2004

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Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda in love with Anna Lovjoy.
Mike the greatest MC in the world.
Mike with his beautiful black hair and brown eyes.
Mike with his black hair.
His black hair.
His black hair.
His gigantic voice
This voice is gigantic and his wonderful hair.
and a beautiful wife!!!
Mike I'm so glad that you are happy with Anna!!!!! (babies?) lol

why is Mike shinoda so hot?

by Sandra January 30, 2004

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Cool Mike

(n.)
Includes two parties (1 male/female and 1 female). the first party (male or female) deficates and puts excrement in freezer. Party one then takes the excrement and bangs party two (female) with frozen poop.

"Dude, my girl finally let me give her a cool mike! That beats your hot carl!"

by sex hole August 22, 2006

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