Midgetjizzsm

A small load; particularly of semen from a penis of a very short person

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear the midget down the road blew a midgetjizzsm?

Person 2: damn

by Yuyucringe May 29, 2025

Midging out

Missing out

Yo bro, you just been midging out right now

by Ayve July 29, 2025

Midge's Bawhair

Something that was ludicrously close
Comes from a midge or midgie (a small bug) and bawhair (ball hair)

Oh my, that missed by a midge's bawhair

by Cuikk August 26, 2025

wrist midgets

The act of pleasing ones self sexually to fruition.

Hold on, I need to crank out a few wrist midgets before I go out.

by Justin Sears June 29, 2008

iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money

man i wish i was an iron midget

by iron midget March 30, 2009

e-midge

Meaning a small or short emo.
e- (emo) midge

for example a 10th grader may be allowed to call a emo 7th grader an e-midge cuz the 7th grader is smaller in height

guy 1 (17): DAYUM! look at that 14 year old.. SUCH AN E-MIDGE!

girl 2 (16): OMGAWD your right!

by Suicidal_Muffin June 29, 2009

Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ October 30, 2012