Michael 

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.

Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman

Michael by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023

Michael 

My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever

I love you Michael

Michael by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michael 

My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever

I love you Michael

Michael by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michael 

A fucking idiot

-hey have you've been talking to Michael?
-no he's a fucking idiot

Michael by nut monkey the third November 6, 2023

Michael 

michael is a sexy person who can change your life michael is always standing on business and one of the smartest people you will meet he is good at everything.

Somebody: Yo you know Michael

Somebody else: Yea he a cool ah yn

Michael by anonymous123457882268 November 20, 2023

michael 

michael is the most wanted person in the world. michael is what love is about. Never lie never cheat. They are loving to the ones close to they.... hurting and in the process.

I love Michael

michael by Bubble's November 21, 2023

Michael 

best fucking boyfriend ever

me: i love my boyfriend
other: michael?
me: yeah

Michael by lillianiangrai November 22, 2023