Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

Ah Mean

A loving, caring, smart, fun, thoughtful, friendly, sweet, kind, open-minded person who is can be shy at first or very welcoming, it depends her mood. She is very confident she is good with kids and love having fun with friends. She loves to make people smile cuz it also make her smile seeing them smile, she is a very caring friend (can mostly be find as the mom friend or the therapist friend) Loves being around people but also like being alone. She claims to be short and very cute, you'll love her! with her fun personality and kind heart. Has a low alcohol tolerance. She is also very scary when you make fun of her height or her hobbies it doesn't matter if you're joking around she will get mad and try to unalive you so be careful with your jokes. She is very honest and truthful but would lie at time if she doesn't want your feelings to be hurt. She has very good taste in music and fashion. If you ever meet Ah mean, never let her go, she will always keep you happy and stay by your side. Talking to her can brighten up your day

Man, Ah mean is the sweetest person ever talking to her really makes me smile!

by coolerthanyourmomlolz May 8, 2022

The meaning of life

Eat ass, smoke grass, die fast

Little kid: what is the meaning of life?

Depressed teenager: Eat ass, smoke grass, die fast

by TheMassiveBall May 10, 2022

Meaned

Present tense of meant

I Meaned to say night
Meaned in not if

by Da_Tesla January 6, 2022

The meaning of life

42

What's the meaning of life?

42

by Whoamiwhatismyprune January 9, 2022

the meaning of life

It's very hard to say( this is very confidential), the meaning of life is BEANS, VERY THICCCC BEAN( like your MOM) haha lol my mom joke is so funny !!1!1!

- What's the meaning of life?

-bean.

by ExpressVPN January 14, 2022

New meaning

This is a new meaning in the Urban dictionary.

"Laila, did you see New meaning in the Urban dictionary?" "no, but I will!"

by lel- January 21, 2022