maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

Moose

A fat girl that you end up having sex with

My mate pulled this moose mate

by smokeajoint 42069 August 10, 2022

Moose move

A general scumbag activity.

Wow such a scumbag act, what a moose move.

by buoyhouse August 21, 2022

moose in headlights

when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"

He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*

by Jose Sten April 19, 2017

moose bubble

After having anal sex and the semen starts to come back out and create a popping noise. Bubbling out like a volcano.

After he pulled out, Jamie had a big ole moose bubble.

by Realtattooaaron April 8, 2017

Decaying Moose

An older woman who dislikes children and in return verbally disciplined them with crude insults

She’s a Decaying Moose - Moose Bag!

by Mrs.Moose July 28, 2018