by anonymous May 21, 2021

by Smart People of Earth November 26, 2019

everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.
by roikau July 19, 2024

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck
Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!
and then the person dies, the end
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!
and then the person dies, the end
by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

A game where your sexully attracted to school busses and you five around fucking every school bus you see and even school busses with children in them!!!
by Daddyfucker69420 September 24, 2021

A version of the popular sandbox game Minecraft published by Mojang AB and developed by 4J, and Microsoft Studios for the Nintendo Wii U. At its 2015 launch the game was praised for providing an authentic way to play Minecraft on Nintendo's flagship home console at the time, but received criticism for its lack of use of the Wii U Gamepad, and limited world sizes. The game received feature updates until 2018 when the game was discontinued. By then the game had sold 1.47 Million units making it one of the Wii U's higher selling titles. The game included the Nintendo exclusive Super Mario Mash Up Pack which made it the most expensive version of Minecraft at the time selling for $29.99 USD.
by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 21, 2024

Minecraft is holy
by Crater price April 13, 2021
