meat pipe

Slang. The genitalia of a male. Penis.

Nothing says 'I love you' like a six inch meat pipe.

by Joe December 1, 2003

meat pocket

a very nice well folded pussy

jesus christ bob look at that bitches meat pocket!!!!

by voodoo4426 November 2, 2011

smoke my meat

A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".

1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust

2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.

3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.

If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.

That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.

You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.

by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010

swinging meat

1. slang for the act of hooking up with a girl.

2. physically taking hold of one's penis and swinging it in a helicopter like motion.

I would not go in there right now andre my friend donturius is swinging meat.

muffuga! I might jus have to swing meat myself deen

by Flowaz in da buildin December 28, 2009

new jersey meat hook

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.

by jeff hogg December 6, 2003

white meat

down to the very bone

awww that dude got beat down to the white meat

by julie February 7, 2005

meat scooter

A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.

"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"

"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"

by Thelissie January 21, 2008