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Logging

Another Term for Masturbate (Or Masturbating), started on an internet forum in the thread "The Masturbation Log"

Also: Log, Logged, Logger
Kram3r: Barka! I'm trying to catch this fucking Teddirusa but my pokeball keeps fucking up!

Barker: Shut up, I'm logging. ~haermm~
by Neil Green November 8, 2007
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Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
by Ryan Sprinkle June 6, 2007
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Democrat Logic

A meaningless term invented by barely-literate Republicans.
What you're probably looking for is "Democratic Logic", i.e. the idea that we should base our government policies on actual numbers and evidence as opposed to ancient myths and superstitions(stem cells have souls), not to mention false stereotypes (the idea that all people on welfare want to be there and are lazy, yes even the children).
"Democrat Logic" exists only among republicans who believe in the existence of the "Democrat Party".
by Submitters of Words July 7, 2011
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Logan

might be a "guy's name"...but can be a totally hot chick and an amazing friend; coolest girl ever;
-you know that Logan chick?

-duh...the hot one?..why?

-i totally think i have a chance

-nah, she's TOO freakin hot for you! but let me try
by nickiiipooo February 5, 2010
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logan green

a girl with a super cute nose, that all the boys like but can be kinda spaz...but thats kinda why I love her so much:)
did you see that girl dancing, she was having a logan green moment
by logan lover August 23, 2011
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Logang

A group of people that support 'Logan Paul '

His fans are mentally ill
I'm part of the 'logang ' I'm mentally ill
by Jake paulers April 19, 2018
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logan paul

is a fucking retard peace of shit that needs to quit YouTube and die in a fucking fire and a cunt and was a shit viner
and lit his pool on fire.
by thicc boi (hentai lover) January 22, 2018
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