kill a puppy

To masturbate. Actually called kill a kitten.

Every time you masturbate, god kills a puppy.

by Skiff December 31, 2003

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road kill

angela flack

a rotting piece of flesh

by marry had a lamb August 17, 2003

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Tarantula Kill Squad

The definition of Krieg, kvlt, Grim and Necro, all at once. Also Brutal and Raw.

Tarantula Kill Squad is God.

by Necrosis January 30, 2009

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Kill Slow

Kill slow is either HIV or AIDS. Most often used as an insult.

Stay away from that bitch, she's got the
Kill Slow!!

by steve-rob February 12, 2009

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when two people are playing halo and they are in a stand off and one of them gets shot. another one of your team members pops out of nowhere and blasts the crap out of the person that just shot your teammate.

"omg"
"what"
"he finally killed me, crap"
BOOM!
"yes! that guy that just killed me totally got jody killed"
"nice"

by paul read May 14, 2009

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Kill Santa

Sucking the joy out a given area of interest, effectively damaging or destroying any related hopes and dreams.

It is named for the feeling you get when, as a child, you are told that Santa doesn't exist. Thus, killing Santa.

Guy 1: "You know, Taco Bell's meat isn't REALLY 80% beef"
Guy 2: "Way to kill Santa, guy"

Guy 1: "You know no girl is ever going to like you"
Guy 2: "You know you're killing Santa for me, right?"

by lillockey March 23, 2011

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