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The key to paradise

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"I gave her the key to paradise last night"
by Directioner369 May 2, 2024
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Key

a lump of any powdered drug (eg ketamine, cocaine, heroin)
Hey bro do you want a key?”
“if you’re offering
by anonymous7592333 July 7, 2020
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major key

A key leading you to the road of more success,notice I said more. Popularized by DJ kahled
Major key, keep "They" away from you.
by Whynot October 4, 2016
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chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut
After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!
by Cheesey February 13, 2004
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key yoot

Someone who is being a smartass, or know-it-all. Also a synonym of bice. Not to be confused as a phonetical spelling of "cute".
"Dude, that girl is so key yoot"
"How do you know?"
"She was slamming all this stuff in my face about Putin when I said I was into politics."
by Melissa Aardvark August 1, 2014
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Key to my leg

like the key to your heart, but instead- it's a key to crank up Omar's leg
when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"
by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018
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