josh parks

Fuck nigga, Dumb as a retarded clown, not remotely funny but insists he is every five minutes. Honestly believes other people are laughing at his jokes when only he is laughing. Tall but only in the neck. Most often found eating sardines while on the toilet backwards naked.

Favorite phrase: "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside of you". #josh parks

by Kabilakovski November 26, 2014

josh pennetta

a sweet, charming young man, with a great personality, he is simply the best.

you wish you had josh pennetta.

by abby sylva April 5, 2012

Josh Shoup

A mythical creature of very round stature that has a pet turkey named 'Oqueefe' and also plays with his very jagged and macaroni shaped penis. He calls it Christian Katsanos. He also has a neighbor called 'Fatty Philip' who licks his vagina all day and wishing he had a copy of Halo Reach.

One day a brave adventured name 'Cody the FUCKING AWESOME' came through the forest in search of food' He saw Josh Shoup and immediately shot Josh Shoup. Nearby a creature named 'Poopstain' came from under his hole and jumped on Cody leaving piles of shit everywhere. Cody immediately took this little papaya shaped creature and threw it at Josh Shoups penis A.K.A Christian Katsanos. Cody returned home where his neighbor the village homosexual named 'Dylan' was having sex with Pp2000 all over the floor.

by Skinlesssax July 7, 2011

pig josh

WOW! What can I say about Pig Josh.......................................... HE IS A FAT ASS!!!!............

Pig Josh is very fat. He will eat a cow for a Snack.

by Dave Rardin April 25, 2005

josh darley

A small kiddo from a dodge school. Also known as Joshua the parkour master.

Look there is that small kid josh darley

by Heykkkffsdhg November 22, 2017

josh sanchez

A type of man who teases a woman and leads her on, while alternately still dating his girlfriend brianna garcia

I don't know why I keep thinking he will return my affection- he is pulling a josh sanchez

by Lillian January 6, 2005

Josh Jackson

Quiet at first. Seems standoffish but is shockingly open minded. Willing to listen without pushing his insightfully correct view of the world. Doesn't need to change his demeanor to collect love from the ladies; it's all natural. Phermone laden love machine. Verile. Strong. A genuine friend and formidable enemy. Generous to a fault. Flat cool without trying.

Remember: Joshua crumbled the walls of Jericho with beats. Dope beats.

Josh Jackson is wicked smart, and shockinlgy oblivious.

Josh Jackson is aided by the winds of time and soiled by the deeds of man.

Josh Jackson is like fine wine. Better with age and too strong for virgin lips.

by 3jvj February 4, 2010