Jamie

The most amazing man you will ever meet, hes better than Jesus tbh

Me: whos that cool guy thats better than jesus
Someone: oh thats just jamie, hes very cool

Me: i love him, he seems awesome
Someone: ya, Jamie is better than jesus and he's amazing

by TL+JB😝 June 9, 2022

Jamie McElwain

A retard, a complete fucking bumbling idiot, a spoon of epic proportions

That guy over there is such a Jamie McElwain

by Bumblingnogginfuck February 8, 2019

Jamie

Honestly what a baddie. He is sweet, funny, intelligent, attractive (great jawline) and usually has impeccable music taste. He can make your day easier and always knows the right things to say. He can be a bit closed off at first especially when he’s a virgo but when he opens up he becomes a person you can lean on and confide in. He may need some work with his style but at least he showers. A man named Jamie is something everyone needs in their life and they are the epitome of swag.

Thom- "wow i just met this kid named jamie"
Jonny-"jamie? what a sick name. i bet he's pretty swag."
Thom- "you bet he is. he's gonna replace colin because he's so cool."
Colin- "damn that sucks but his name is jamie so i guess he's the man i could never be."

by bad bitch babe April 28, 2021

Jamies Maw

An endearing human being. Caring and considerate. Likes to please anybody and is always ready to lend a helping hand around the bins at the back of iceland. She claims its a massage parlour but the knocking on the door suggests its a knocking shop

Kendo "you met jamies maw?"
Niall "Aye she works dreams around those bins"
Kendo "Her fish fingers have been left out the freezers"

by TheEthernets May 8, 2018

Jamie

An idiotic annoying person.

"That guy is really annoying. Well yeah he is called Jamie

by Can't count to 10 May 18, 2023

Jamie

Jamie is a kind prick that has a GF that suckes him off but it's ok hes almost a man.

Jamie is gay but has a GF to hide his gayness.

by Malakai Willyams October 3, 2019

Jamie

Jamie is often small, annoying and gets offended by everything. Jamie will always find something wrong with you at first and dislike you for that one reason but when you get to know her she will be nice to you. Most of them have IPhones

Me: Does anyone want something to eat ?
Jamie:( Shouts as loud as possible) MEEEEEEEEE I WILL HAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE

by Anonononononony1234 April 16, 2019