jack bauer

A mixed drink made of Red Bull and Jack Daniels. So named as it will keep you going for 24 hours.

I was at the bar and feeling kind of sluggish so I ordered a Jack Bauer to pick me up for the evening.

by MikeLI75 November 7, 2006

jack ups

Excessively short trousers resulting in the exposure of ankles, and in extreme cases, calves.

haha, look at them jack ups

by potusss January 27, 2007

jack all

Absolutely nothing. syn: jack shit.

I'm so bored, I have jack all to do.

by Leo Dillon July 14, 2007

Jack Thompson

An anti-gaming activist known for his participation in the recent rating change of the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and his statements that The Sims 2 included graphic sex and nudity.

Within a few weeks, Jack Thompson will have failed his task, and faded from the memories of everyone.

by Anonymous July 24, 2008

Jack walten

Jack Walten is married to Rosemary Walten with their three children, Sophie, Edd, and Molly. At first he is seen as a protagonist in "The Walten Files" His respective series on YouTube. After getting stuffed into an animatronic suit and being reported missing, his spirit goes insane and takes on the form of an animatronic named "Bon". Eventually in this form, he kills his wife, Rosemary Walten, and stuffs her into an animatronic suit as well.
Series takes place in the 1950's

Friends: "Why are you so upset?"
Me: "JACK WALTEN DIDN'T DESERVE IT!" *Continuously sobs*

by universe.c0s July 7, 2021

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You’re sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you’re finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations, you’ve just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen May 26, 2006

Bottle of Jack

A bottle of Jack Daniels, which is a popular whiskey.

daughter: "....Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cuz when i leave for the night, i ain't com..."

father: "Stop right there, young lady! What on earth is a bottle of jack?!"

daughter: "I have no clue...it's just part of the song."

father: "I'm going to urban dictionary that sh*t."

son: "Bottle of Jack is a term for a whiskey, called Jack Daniels."

father: "gee wizz....Thanks son! stop listening to that song, dear. Kesha is a drunken slut."

daughter: "Daddy, you're ruining my life!"

by yoyoyyiggedyyo January 18, 2010