j-bong

a (water) bong, without a bowl, made just for smoking joints through
Damn man, did you see the hit George took off that j-bong? He was coughing for hours
by r3in March 14, 2008
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medium j

by krazedhatchetgrl December 06, 2004
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j-ho

A Japanese woman prone to promiscuous, wonton and tawdry behavior. Often seen in the Roppongi district of Tokyo getting plastered with low-life gaijin such as GIs from nearby bases.
Yo dudes, let's leave base tonight and go party in Roppongi! We can get really wasted and pick up some J-hos! Damn! Glad I am not in Iraq.
by Tokyo gaijin June 23, 2007
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Momma J

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3
Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.
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J Captain

The captain of j cats (jail/prison term for a mentally unstable person).
"look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"

"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"

j cat j captain mental insane 51/50
by Crisk0ch August 30, 2012
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j-sesh

a jerk-off session, the period spanning from when one begins to watch porn and until he finishes
Joe: "Hey guys, I'll be right back."
Schmoe: "Ayy, goin' for that j-sesh real quick?"
Joe: "Fuck off."
by KeithUrbanDictionary November 16, 2017
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J Knockout

A one-hit knockout that occurs at the end of a J Fight.
That J Knockout ended this long J Fight!
by Obamazing January 01, 2010
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