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hangover shits

When you are very hung over and you have alcohol induced diarrhoea
Awww man I woke up today and ran straight to the toilet hangover shits everywhere!
by cocolover March 30, 2015
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Shits Ahoy

Shits Ahoy is a cookie the size of a Chips Ahoy but made totally of shit. A premium Shits Ahoy is fresh and warm. A Shits Ahoy is part of a challenge. What is the least amount of money one would accept to eat a Shits Ahoy cookie ?
" The pot head from Colorado, was willing to accept $ 5,000 dollars to eat a Shits Ahoy."
by Broth3r John June 22, 2016
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Shit's Deep

Phrase used to simply describe something mind-blowing or deeply philosophical in nature. Often said when too lazy to reply in an equally sophisticated or intellectual manner.
Girl: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe created intellectual beings so it is able to understand itself?"

Guy: "I can't say that I have."

Girl: "It's quite mind-bending."

Guy: "Shit's deep."
by TheUrbanProfessor November 18, 2011
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shitting bananas

"I be shitting bananas woman, What you put in m'food?"
by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006
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shit midas

Someone who ruins everything they touch. From the Midas Touch, (see King Midas) which turned everything to gold. The antonym to the Midas Touch. A Shit Midas turns everything to shit.
Nerds: They ruined long hair, animation, and now S&M. Is there anything those Shit Midas's don’t destroy?
by Ian Danger February 6, 2007
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You're the shit

It is a compliment towards someone. It roughly translates to, 'You are the coolest." Other adjectives could be in place of coolest, such as, most awesome, best and any other complimentary adjectives.
Bill exclaimed to Joe, "you're the shit!" after Joe took Bill to a party and had enormous amounts of fun.
by Betsy February 24, 2005
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Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.
That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.
by Paul Gunn November 4, 2004
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