wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.

Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

wood work

money, also known as paper..since paper is made from trees which is wood.

Billy- You still askin yo mama fo money?

Skeety D- Yea mayne but i gotta get a job so i can make dis WOOD WORK

by reil May 12, 2008

Tiger Woods

When you whack a girl in the face with a boner like Tiger Woods teeing off.

Jake gave me a Tiger Woods last night for not giving him a bj

by jake and drew are pimps October 9, 2008

B Wood

The act of giving your self a blow job because of your morning wood.

Man, I woke up so horny this morning, I had to give myself a B Wood

by WarZ February 19, 2008

da wood

short name for Inglewood, CA

We moved from da wood to Compton last month

by Millyunz May 31, 2005

Manny wood

Sometimes confused as the town new LA Dodger Manny Ramirez now plays for (a extremely witty version of "Hollywood"), it is quite literally Manny's wood, an allusion to Manny's penis, albeit small, and often resulting in humorous, misunderstood conversational exchanges with idiotic Dodger fans.

Eric: I wish I was in Manny wood right now!
Jeremy: Wait... what??
Eric: You know, the new Hollywood!
Jeremy: That doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what wood is?
Eric: Uhh, like from trees...
Jeremy: You ever heard of morning wood or anything?
Eric: Um no.
Jeremy: ...

by Godfather329 February 18, 2009

Elf Wood

The best place to look at pretty pictures drawn by normal people.

Go to www.elfwood.com NOW!!!

by colorguardhobbit September 29, 2004