Human Suitcase

When a midget on roller skates puts on all your clothes and you roll them through an airport.

Seth: Do you expect people to give each other human suitcases for Valentine's day?

Stefon: Stefon is single right how, he doesn't have a valentine.

by fcpud March 1, 2011

Humanoid

An imbecile. Or idiot for lack of a better word. Used by someone who is not of low mental capacity or reasoning, someone clever.

Invariably used to describe masses of idiotic people at any one time, in a sort of sheep in the flock.

NB: They are the ones who climbed out of the primordial slime after all us intelligent people who contribute to the world

Carl: Did you watch X Factor last night?
Dave: No way! I don't watch that crap! It just feeds the humanoid masses who have made a mess of this country.
Carl:...
Dave I'm off the pub. Enjoy watching that shite.

by LoneDragoon90 November 28, 2009

Human Racist

Anyone who regards all of the human species as a single race, homo sapiens sapiens, and therefore regards all divisions within the race, such as by color, tribe, gender, age, religion and nationality as mere sub-racial characteristics.

A human racist is anyone who speaks, writes, or acts - toward uniting humanity, and toward dissolving divisions and defusing conflicts among any sub-racial groups.

by Ravi Arapurakal May 5, 2007

Human MAGApede

A social experiment that has gone terribly wrong which consists of Sean Hannity expelling excrement directly into the mouth of Donald Trump, whose mouth has been sewn to the anus of Sean Hannity, and then Trump expelling excrement directly into the mouth of his base, whose mouths have been sewn to his anus.

Did you hear about what the Human MAGApede did ? Sean Hannity fed Trump some excrement about the Deep State last night on Fox News and Trump tweeted about it this morning and his base eagerly swallowed the turds.

by Tomazon May 15, 2018

Sub-human

A pathetic individual that posts on internet racing forums to defend(er) the irl but is so ignorant and vile that even people with similar views are repulsed and distance themselves from from his stupid ass.

When you read John's posts you immediately realize that he is a twisted sub-human twat.

by IBonedFTG'sMom January 5, 2009

Human

A diesease to this earth a germ a pesticide a deadly virus!!!! they suck animals are WAY BETTER !!!i wish i was a animal but not a farm animal cause then Humans would take away everything that is natural to me spend most of the grains and plants of the earth to feed me just to kill me and take me into their digestive sytem which may i add cant take meat naturaly thats why many of them die from high cholestorl,clogged artaries which natural carnivores (i.e lions tigers any thing with razor sharp teeth not MOLARS!!!!) DONT ever get affected by..you people discust me i hope you die a death more grusome then the dinosaurs themselves and vanish from this earth COMPLETELY!!

If anyone is better than another creature its animals ,unconsitonal love and more unconditional love


go vegan!

by nikki March 5, 2004

human suitcase

when you fist someones ass hole and then lift them up while your fist is still in their anus and proceed to carry them like luggage.

So I finally made it to 5th base with my girlfriend last night Johnny, What do you mean Steve? Well I turned her into a human suitcase! How did you do that? While I was fisting her I clenched my fist, picked her up and carried her around like she was luggage.

by Darth Gaydar August 6, 2011