hoe-hole

Dergoatory word for ones mouth; particularly one of that which is diregarded as being a hoe.

Shut your "hoe-hole", it's not a cockfest! Nobody cares about your opinion.

by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020

Sink Hoe

A girl who sits on the edge of a sink so her ass looks bigger in her photographs.

Mike: Damn, did you see that girls pictures on facebook?

Josh: Yeah, she's a sink hoe. She ain't got shit in real life.

by Wiljuice October 16, 2012

hoe potential

One who has whorish thoughts but NOT the time, money, energy, or patience.

I may have HOE POTENTIAL but I just don't have the time.

by LadiLicker December 27, 2011

Hoe Terms

A HOE TERM: Any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers vagina.

Cousin 1: So, I know you've had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, I mean really, if I didn't know you or witness half of this shit, I'd think someone was making all these tiny infractions. I'd hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.

Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!

THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!

EXAMPLE:

Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.

Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!

Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!

by Dark Muse September 21, 2011

Pre-Hoe

A girl, who is destined to be a hoe in future, and whose "Hoe Journey" hasn't started yet, since she's still a virgin.

Samuel: Stefanie over there is definitely a Pre-Hoe.

Mathias: What's a "Pre-Hoe"?

Samuel: Well, as soon as her virginity is taken away, she'll sleep around with everyone she can.

Felix: And how did you come to that conclusion?

Samuel: Well, as you already know, she has already had three "first kisses". Then look at the way she acts around attractive boys, and lastly, look at the way she dresses. I think that says it all

by Dude9013 March 15, 2023

BIC-Hoe

A female human who is trying to acquire the BIC-code of a male by pretending to have romantic feelings for him.

BIC-Hoe: "I love you! What's your BIC-Code?"
Male: "Fuck you, BIC-Hoe!"

by julianjjz November 14, 2020

hoe certificate

When a girl is positive for an STD

Example 1: “That bitch Amanda done fucked the wrong dude and now she has a hoe certificate.”
Example 2: “Girl they just denied my birth control cause of my hoe certificate!”

by eatmecupcakeswithwhipcream October 29, 2020