hockey mustache

A thin mustache that looks horrible. It is a hockey mustchae because there are five a side.

Adam Morrison has a hockey mustache.

by claxer April 22, 2006

hockey

a sport that is played for three 20 minute periods at best and is equivalent to watching paint dry.

bill:dude r u going to watch the hockey game tonight?
Doug: naa, i spent the whole afternoon watching paint dry so i had my fill of excitement for today.

by hockeyhockeyhockey March 7, 2011

Hock a Loogie

To Hock a loogie, a slang term for To cut a fish.

ex. “ayee can you hock a loogie and throw it on the grill for dinner? i’ve got the munchies for loogie!”

past tense ex: the dinner menu read: “fresh poke bowls, hocked loogie.”

by mingus July 17, 2021

Hockey

a sport where you try to kiss your friends ex-girlfriends, the more you kiss the more points you get. At the end of the month the person who hooked up with the least amout of thier friends ex-girlfriends has to get the words "I'm a PUCK head" tattoed on their body.

"I can't believe your a Puck head"
"well thats what i get for losing in a game of Hockey"

by Ijustkilledyourmumspiano November 15, 2009

hocake

a guy how like two girls at the same time and tells them that he like them after art class. (Tyler Hohler)

Tyler Hohler is such a hocake!!!:)

by Nick R. Clemmons March 16, 2005

hockey jersey

The act where you pull a skirt over a girl's head and throw a quick donkey punch to the kidneys inducing the action desired from her.

I saw this hot chick in the bar last night with a short little skirt and just wanted to pull it over her head and hockey jersey her.

by Slick18 December 14, 2007

Hocknull

A old name meaning a man with a huge dick a Hocknull will keep getting women

You get a lot of girls you must be a Hocknull

by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 26, 2016