Feast on his corpse

a thing that jojo says when people die, because he thinks corpses are tasty. If someone is not actually dead, but he thinks they are dead, he will still say it anyway

He is dead, FEAST ON HIS CORPSE

by Clockodile May 13, 2019

hi-ng over

pronounced like hangover, is the feeling of being high the next morning after a crazy night with your people. all the goods of being hungover minus the headache

Man: dude someone was passing a blunt around last night, now im sooooo hi-ng over

by zmontyy July 26, 2009

fixing his food

A female masturbating a mans Cock penis. He had trouble getting it upHard On so I fixed his food for him.

Fixing his food. A female masturbating a mans penis cock. He had trouble getting it up so I fixed his food for him.

by Redhead77 September 13, 2018

flick his pickle

he masturbates

"dawn timothy must flick his pickle a lot because he hasn't hit that in a while."

by youdon't know November 20, 2017

gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

by neilyboy March 5, 2008

skin his ass

The act of getting fucked up and/or beaten up. “Skinning”, “skinned”, and “skint” also refer to someone/something expiriencing pain.

~*Falls into spike pit on Happy Wheels*
“oooo-SKINNED his ass!!!”
~ “Man, did you see how he was trying to talk shit after he got beat the fuck up?!”

“YESS!!! Rondrell should skin his ass again.”

by Xx2K18xX May 30, 2018

overplayed his punt

Overplayed his punt; (v) When someone does something that ends up way more remarkable than his initial effort.

When you see a total dork-ass feeb with a hot chick, you say; Wow, that dude really overplayed his punt to end up with her!

It's like when a football team recovers the ball and scores on a kick away.

When a guy pulls of a terrible pick up line, but gets laid anyway.

by Reverend Ron October 30, 2010