Granted

Being touched inappropriately by a country white boy while you were young. This can be attributed to girls but is usually a word used with boys.

Its another way to say you have been "jeffrey dahmered"

Yeah, when I was young I was granted! It was spooky.

by Natey Watey22 December 16, 2023

Granite

Real, true, accurate, something the speaker agrees with

Guy 1: Movies don't hit like they used to
Guy 2: Straight granite dude

by HallOfKeepersAndAsh December 21, 2023

Grant

Grant is a very handsome man who strives for excellence. He’s a calm collected gentleman who always looks out for everyone. Most people who meet him will likely either Fall in love or absolutely hate him. He’s outspoken and caring. He sees the best in people and always has faith in the world even though it shows him differently. He’s someone you’d want to keep in your life .

“Hey do you know Grant?”

Oh you mean that really handsome awesome man who has 2 middle names that are first names? Yeah I know him 😊”

by aliter December 24, 2023

Grant O’Brien Maneuver

When you suck your own dick by sitting near a wall and walking your legs down the wall

“Did you hear about the guy who’s dad walked in on him with his own hog in his mouth?” “Yeah he was attempting the Grant O’Brien Maneuver”

by DoctorWho11 January 26, 2024

Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler

"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes

by Expertbacon February 3, 2024

Grant james carling

The best man on earth, no one can top him

You are like a grant james carling; GREAT

by IwasHereonce November 12, 2023

Grant Wisler

the worlds best youtuber.

John: Man, Grant Wisler is grea-

Sam: Shut the fuck up.

by Blue5599 November 22, 2023