Goon

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.

"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."

by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025

Goon Coccoon

To pleasure yourself, smear the ejaculates upon the body, and promptly go to sleep, letting it dry. You then wake to immediately repeat the process, aka "spinning the goon coccoon".

I couldn't make your party because I was stuck spinning my goon coccoon.

by MousieInAHousie January 8, 2025

goonacy

Gooning at a level that is so beyond others’ comprehension that it could be considered insane

Gooning + Lunacy

“Yo, bro, I was edging for hours last night.” - Marshall

“Dawg, that’s absolute goonacy.” - Mark

by Goonerdine January 10, 2025

goon-show

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap

My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game

by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025

Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.

“Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”

by J Manchester January 19, 2025

Goon

Verb: Goon(ing)

To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.

Guy1: me and my bro had a gooning competition yesterday!

Guy2: woah! Who won?

Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.

Guy2: that’s a lot of water.

by HydrationHayden January 21, 2025

goon rat

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired

person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them

by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025