Don't Pump My Grundle

The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.

Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!

Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...

by SxLaughter August 7, 2010

Grunde

A Grunde is an amish person who lives in Norway. He has strange hair, and he likes to think alot. He has an abnormaly big brain.

Look, it's the Amish called Grunde.

by Lillesauen December 15, 2008

grundel

synonmys:gooch chode

skin between ass and balls

whats the thing that hangs down... a grundle

cory likes to show his grundel to men

by poop November 16, 2003

groundhoggin

When you gotta take a shit so bad, you cant squeeze your ass cheeks together or make it "go back up".

Dude, I gotta shit so bad, it's groundhoggin!!

by Airica November 13, 2005

groundfloor

To be the first reply to a post/topic/thread. Usually used for a post one anticipates to be epic.

Whoa, am I the first comment?

GROUNDFLOOR

by LILIZ August 29, 2012

grundel mite

a bug that lives in your grundel bush and drinks you fumunda cheese

Anthanee itched his grundel in pain

by Bongmaster420 October 3, 2003

grundle punt

A swift kick to the grundle area.

That scumbag wouldn't give me my money, but after a good hard grundle punt, he found it.

by Gicky September 4, 2007