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German Pickles

When two men engage in anal intercourse and one of them a shits on a pickle and they share it together like the lady and the tramp.
Me and my bro had German Pickles for dinner last night.
by unknowndefinitionguy April 15, 2021
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German Cockroach

German cockroaches are a species of cockroach that like to live in warm, humid places close to food and moisture sources. They are frequently found in residential and commercial kitchen environments, and bathrooms, so these are the two most likely places for an infestation to occur. It is found worldwide. It is a common pest of households and storage facilities in much of the world.
There’s a German cockroach in my pantry.
by Brendan Schroeder April 29, 2023
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German

1. Very detailed language that is complicated to master but has easy basics
2. Good rap scene (Luciano the best)
3. Someone from Germany. Not Nazis, Hitler was Austrian. Mozart was German, his parents were Bavarian, and he called himself German. Managed to finally get a hot sense of style. Used to beat up France as a hobby, but they're bffs now. blood related to the French, English, and all Westeuropeans and Scandinavia. They have big dicks, idk, they just have. Food is good, not Italian but good (especially pastries, mad good bakeries) Export King in the world. Took them a millennium to finally get the shit together and become a country. Used to be the land of poets and thinkers, they wrote a ton of good poetry stuff and probably language nr. 1 in classical music. They have too much holiday, hate them for that. Invented too much (car, computer, rocket, motorcycle..) They have too much castles, 4x times more than France. Too much. Drink at the age of fucking 16. Know how to party til 7 AM. There's a big party for all germans, Oktoberfest. Theyre smart, nice and chill, except when they drunk, which is every weekend, then they're too loud to handle (especially bavarians, funniest people I've met) Their schools are fucked up and too hard. Girls in dirndls are the hottest thing I have seen, only traditional clothing of a country that's hot. Mad about soccer. Can't pronounce the word squirrel. They have the speed-limit-less Autobahn.
Germany lost the war and still has a better Quality of Life than any of the allies, that proves that they probably have the infinity stones Thanos is looking for the whole time.
invented BMW, Audi, Porsche, Apollo (coolest looking cars ever) and Mercedes.
by itsyannnywiththreeN's November 14, 2018
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german potato

The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks
I am quite sore after trying the german potato
by Rennfeild February 25, 2017
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The German Gas Scooter

when you fuck a girl in the ass while she is riding a gas scooter. This was invented in germany, scottsdale where two lovers where sotted Scooter Fucking
Ex: "dude i just performed The German Gas Scooter on this bitch!"
"oooh shit hardcore!"
by Piss in a bottle December 4, 2009
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German Barbecue

When you take a long bratwurst style dook on her grill and then eat it.
She was such a freak, she made do a German Barbecue....
by ShizaKaiser August 21, 2025
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German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.
I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.
by NateEllis84 June 13, 2018
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