grandads rice pudding

A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick

Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man

by oneball212 December 2, 2013

grand slam

anal sex

4th base?
No. Grand slam! Right in the ass!

by bcimchuckbass March 1, 2014

Grandadio

A blow job from a girl, specifically a girl called Fran. Usually involves hard graft from the recipient prior to said 'grandadio' - proof that they are under the thumb of this 'Fran' character.

Friend 1: Hey, you wanna grab some beers?

Friend 2: Sorry, got to work hard for this 'grandadio'

by Your Priest April 21, 2014

Grandad Pocket

The Breast pocket on formal Shirts, Traditionally worn by Men of the 'Older Generation'

Mate why have you bought that Shirt, know it has a grandad pocket right?

Shit i need to return this!

by #justsayin' May 9, 2014

grandbootylicious

A woman who has a very large sexy butt that although is quite large is none the less very appealing to men.

We were standing at the light waiting to cross the street and a woman walked by and Mark said.. "Wow look at that woman's butt it is a big grand booty and is delicious.. She is grandbootylicious".

by meecie August 11, 2014

Grand Slam

When four or more of your friends hook up with the same girl at different times. Can only be completed if each person goes all the way (i.e. hitting a home run).

Dude, me, Bobby, Ned, and Tom hit a Grand Slam with Jennie.

by YaMumz September 10, 2014

grandchild envy

The guilt trip parents lay on their single childless adult children after they've been cooing over other people's babies. otherwise known as the "why haven't you given me grandchildren yet" disease

"My parents developed grandchild envy when I turned 22. They're always asking why I haven't given them any grandchildren yet."

by collegekid2015 March 8, 2015