Hog-Frogging

When blessing your poor worthless ass with oral sex, your lady-friend stops mid slurp, smears almond butter on your helmet, sticks 6 raisins to the tip, and proceeds to remove them by flicking her tongue out at the raisins while muttering "Ribit! Ribit!" in her best Kermit the Frog voice.

Teresa and Janet went Hog-Frogging last night after their weekly trip to the Hooters all you can drink wing buffet; by the end of the night they had consumed 14 boxes of raisins.

by DisembodiedFloatingHead March 4, 2019

the frog god

the frog god loves holding frogs he kisses them.

random frog: hey frog god how you doing
the frog god: im doing good just kissing some frogs.

by miimaker2 October 19, 2020

Salty Frog Leg

Something extremely dumb or lacking thought.

Derives from what happens when you pour salt on a freshly killed frog legs, it twitches but isn't capable of thought.

John: Tim locked himself out of his house again.
Bob: what a salty frog leg.

by tyrese_wajahiti April 11, 2021

Poop frog

A very gay person who is homophobic

Hey Poop frog you’re gay

NO I HATE GAY PEOPLE

by Saggy sage May 6, 2021

Hairy frog

Hairy frog ... The act of placing saran wrap over a butthole and sucking in.

Damn I wonder if she will hairy frog me later..

by LaLa42o May 15, 2021

Crazy Frog Lady

Similar to the crazy cat lady, the crazy frog lady is obsessed with the amphibian genera. This obsession is to the point that it negatively impacts all other parts of the persons life, be it friendships, relationships or work. The crazy frog lady would put frog life above human life if she had the choice.

'Oh shit man, have you seen the crazy frog lady, what does she look like?'

'Yeah bro, shes the weird looking one with the frog hat and holding the frog'

by TeddyGe May 23, 2021

leaf_frogg

the swaggiest person in existance 😩😩

hey im friends with leaf_frogg!! theyre so cool

by leaf_frogg August 14, 2021