floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018

Floorboard Bitch

One who lives on the floorboards of their home.

Can't afford any bed sheets and is miserable and unhappy because of that.

The only type of bitch that knows what crawls on the floor at night is a floorboard Bitch.

by Donn July 10, 2018

Floomp

The sound you make when you eat a good sandwich.

When the man took a bite of his sandwich he floompd!

by ChubbySlime August 19, 2018

Floomp

iT hAs MaNy DeFiNiTiOnS.

what a floomp.

by 123456floomp August 19, 2018

Floor d'oeuvre

Dropped table food discovered by pets

Spot has grown rather fond of our current offerings of floor d'oeuvres.

by Dr Tortoise September 14, 2018

Floor

Floor is one of the most unique and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, loyal, caring and intellegent. Almost always in a good mood and has a good reason for it when she's not. She will always be there for you and has a fine butt. Floor’s are just all around a great catch.

You are so hot, you must be a Floor.

That girl has such a pure heart, such a Floor.

by WaveyBabey September 26, 2018