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Foshing like the ocean

used when you would like to agree with another person./ persons idea.
usa: yo its the king wanna go play some chill ball at my place?

AY: Foshing like the ocean brah
by pussylicker12 June 21, 2010
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mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.
joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.
by baseman151 December 29, 2009
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E-Fishing Disease

E-Fishing Disease also known as (EFD) consists of a high urge to go fishing while browsing the internet. The symptoms generally start upon looking at other peoples fishing photos. Some of the side effects are enhanced expectations (I.E. you think you can catch the same size fish as other peole), which usually leads you to spend a lot of money and fail anyways. E-Fishing Disease infects 1 in 5 males in America and 1 in 25 females.
Dude 1 - Dude what the **** did you see the size of that catfish?

Dude 2 - Yeah, its not that hard all you need is a river, some bait and about 8 hours of time

*1 week later*

Dude 1 - WTF we caught nothing

Dude 2 - MOTHERFU**ing E-Fishing Disease!
by Defftik April 7, 2010
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fisting

When a male hits the women's vagina in a sexual manner
I was fisting her hard
by joshua3378902 June 2, 2016
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Faery fisting clit cutter

A silly little faggot, who shoves their whole donkey sized hand in loose man rectums, whom also slices many a clits with their tiny paper like peterwillies.
That guy R.J. is such a faery fisting clit cutter I heard his cock is so small he cut that poor girs O-nub with his tiny wang after he got done fisting that guys chocolate interstate with his gorrila hand.
by Bufon de le muerte October 17, 2011
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Minnesota Ice Fishing

The act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman's vagina and pulling out her intestines one by one. Then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.
Phil: "Would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?"

Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."

Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"
by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut October 27, 2011
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fishicide

when your fish repeatedly slams his(or her) self against the tank wall until he(or she) manages to knock the tank off the shelf dousing the carpet with not only gravel and water but fish too!
dude last night i was sitting in my bed when randomly my beta committed fishicide...shitty.
by dakhwon April 11, 2011
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