Milk first

The 'wrong' way of preparing cereal.

Cereal first Ray: Eugh, you disgrace
Milk first Jeff: Sorry my way of preparing cereal offends you.

by gamergrill421 July 11, 2019

Trumpster Fire

A fuck up of presidential proportions.

The POTUS tax returns are a real Trumpster Fire.

by Foxy Bob April 17, 2019

set a bird on fire

Turntablism. After screwing up a mix making a comeback with some mad beats. Laying down a fat mix after a train wreck. Rising from the ashes of turntable hell like a phoenix.

I just set a bird on fire!

by Intensified Luck Soldier December 17, 2006

George Lucas's first rule of cinematography

A rule first postulated by known film director George Lucas, stating that, "In any given movie franchise, at least one third of the films will suck." In addition to his own Star Wars prequels, some examples of movie sagas that follow this rule are: the Matrix saga, The Godfather trilogy, The Planet of the Apes, Shrek.

An exception to the rule is Toy Story, while the ultimate application of the rule is the Twilight Saga, wherein all the movies suck, the novels sucked, and yet there's another movie in the making.

Son: Dad, do you want to watch the Phantom Menace?
John: There were no prequels, and I have no son.

Paul: Should we watch Godfather Part II?
Sam: Does George Lucas's first rule of cinematography apply to it?
Paul: On the contrary, it's the best in the series!

by Patiodude October 26, 2011

Put Cereal First

the correct way of eating cereal, if you put milk in first you are a fucking monster and deserve to get shot by the military

den: hey man how do you put in your cereal, I tend to put cereal first
am: oh yeah i put in milk first
den: *pulls out handgun* i wont hesitate bitch

by Denmaski May 19, 2018

boruto hoodie first

A meme that originated from a server called Darbucks back in 2020. In 26 May 2020, the owner of Darbucks begged a user to buy him an Anime Cosplay Hoodie called the Boruto Hoodie that he found online. Then the user tried to alter the topic, and the owner said "Ok but Boruto Hoodie First". This soon became a widespread server meme where all users spam and chant "Boruto Hoodie First" in chat for fun. The meme spamming never slowed down until the end of June, therefore the owner decides to commemorate this month as one of the biggest, influential and successful memes made in the server so far in 2020.

Lisa : How much is the CSGO knife skin?
Sion : Ok but Boruto Hoodie First

by TMSGae April 26, 2022

ripped out fireplace

A Phrase that means after a hard sex session, the lady genitals look like a ripped out fireplace

Carol Smilie

by Phil Bowers September 12, 2003