backseat farmer

a person who watches you play Farmville from over your shoulder and constantly gives unwanted/unneeded advice pertaining to your farming abilities

Trent doesn't even play Farmville, yet he is always being a backseat farmer by telling real farmers what to do.

by Nice Cream Paint Job January 18, 2010

Fag Farmer

a person who farms for fags (homosexual)

that guy over there is really cute, but he might be a fag farmer

by Da Meeper April 17, 2011

Royal Farms

A chain of convenience stores in Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Virginia. After a long night of drinking, it is the premier place to go for all late-night munchie needs.

Man, I'm so drunk, and I'm so hungry. Let's hit up Royal Farms for some fried chicken and cheese fries.

by Late-Night Snacker December 26, 2011

Farmer's Breakfast

A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.

I heard she gives an awesome Farmer's Breakfast. Scoops the yolk right outta there

by CletusDaDog June 11, 2010

FarmTown

An mmorpg on Facebook in which you make a farm and do jobs for people so that you can make money. Highly addicting.

John was playing FarmTown all day, he even bought some new land!

by camthepizza July 14, 2009

Strawberry Farmer

A homosexual.

Clay Aiken enjoys farming strawberries. He is a strawberry farmer.

by KillaSwissBeats February 26, 2009

Farmville

A town in S.central Virginia, home to Longwood University, much maligned as a small town, and for that stupid facebook game. Commonly mentioned as "where the hell is Farmville?" and "Farmville, come early, we close at 5" and the town really does pretty much shut down at 5 o'clock.

Farmville? You mean like the game on facebook?
No, like the town in Virginia, with the university, and the Wal*mart... and the nearby sausage-fest school.

by DasherDonner April 3, 2011