fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

ass falcon

1. a super supreme jerk wad.

2. one who participates in ass flaconry.

dag yo, tito is such a fookin' ass falcon.

by xoxota April 23, 2008

falla

weed

weed in farsi is allaf

falla is just allaf spelled backwards

nice trick huh.

you got any falla?

you fallaed?

by arya August 25, 2004

fall out boy

An overrated "emo" band that only got famous because they hail from the NORTH SHORE (an area of chicago suburbs that is predominantly occupied by bitchy white rich snobs. Trust me, I live there - or you could just watch Mean Girls).

NORTH SHORE = MONEY = RECORD DEAL. Go figure.

Fall Out Boy (lyrics from "Growing Up"): Glenview never meant a thing to me
She never meant a thing to me
Except for putting idealists in a body bag

by titaness06 July 20, 2008

Falcon Punch

The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.

Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.

by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009

Blue Falcon

A general Marine Corps term, meaning "Buddy Fucker". It usually refers to a Marine who is supposed to use the "Buddy System", but chooses to leave his buddies hanging while he goes ahead without them.

Sgt Petey knew Sgt B would be arriving soon, but instead chose to leave without him..."What a Blue Falcon!"

by Sgt B April 16, 2008

fall out boy

a totally awesome emo band. thats why they "complain". emo means emotional. anyways, they rock, you suck, get over it! check out their newest album "From Under The Cork Tree".

wow fall out boy rocks!!!! I love them!

by Lindsey4you July 1, 2005