reaction face

of, pertaining to, marked by facial reaction caused by consumption of something a consumer finds distasteful. It is completely reactionary and cannot be simulated effectively.

Example 1:

Andre: My favorite drink is Vodka and Red Bull.

Steve: Vodka is nasty, I can't even drink it without getting reaction face.

Example 2:
"Jorge is such a douche, watch how he gets reaction face every time he takes a shot."

by l20B0T March 18, 2009

PANIC FACE

When you suddenly realize you lost something that you just had (ie: eye glasses, keys, cell phone) you get this panic look on your face, your stomach drops and you do a 40 yard sprint to the last location you thought you had them, to realize you had them all along.

Person #1 UH OH! You have your panic face on, what did you lose?

Person #2 I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.

Person #1 Get back here dumb ass! There on your face.

by NYY1 February 26, 2010

Cosby Face

When out of pain or shock, your face contorts to the trademark features of Bill Cosby.

"Yeh man! When I kicked him in the balls, he totally cosby faced!"

At 5:36 of "Heavy Metal - Taarna - Loc Nar - (HQ) Part 1 " on youtube.com, you can see the kid CLEARLY is cosby facing.

by Cefka December 2, 2009

Farm Face

Someone who has horse teeth, a pigs nose, rabbit eyes, or any other combination of farm animals.

Ew look at that girl, she's a farm face.

by xokarma11 January 4, 2011

two face bitch

When you have a best friend who you think is a wonderful person but when you're gone they talk shit on you with your ex boyfriend (or whoever else they fucking can)

the two face bitch: "WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER JK YOURE SUCH A LOSER WEIRDO GOD I HATE YOU"

by anon714 February 15, 2015

Turkish Face Mask

Turkish face mask is the act of placing ones' scrotum on another's face, situating a testicle in each eye socket and laying the shaft of the penis over ones' nose.

Also known as: Arabian Gas Mask

Example 1:

Zach: "Hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?"
Rebecca: "Well Zach, I warned you not to drink so much at Claire's last night. You passed out and Cam took the T-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a Turkish Face Mask... Hence the pube in your eyelash. "

Example 2:
Devon: "How did your date go last night Brandon?"
Brandon: "Well, let's just say that girl was a freak!"
Devon: "Details! I need details!"
Brandon: "The girls a superfreak, after I was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to Turkish Face Mask her... I had never heard of that until last night."

by Car1osTheJacka1 February 24, 2015

John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.

A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.

by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018