Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

by boo&brasen October 29, 2014

Flash Grenade

When a Female squirts into a Male's mouth, then the male quickly spits it onto the Female's face, giving her a grenade-like splatter all over her.

We had an amazing time at the party last night! Some girl and I had sex, and I ended up giving her an unexpected Flash Grenade.

by The Dichter December 8, 2015

Flash card and freak

What college or high school students do when they want to need to study but want to Netflix and chill

" hey want to Netflix and chill?"
"I would but I need to study "
"That's okay, we can flash card and freak"
"On my way"

by Bellacapri01 January 13, 2016

Flashbang

When you fart but no one suspects that it's you

"Ha I'm so lucky, I just threw a flashbang earlier in class."

by Flamespittah38 May 17, 2016

Flashlight Suicide

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.

After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.

by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016

flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Flashbanged

When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.

"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."

by Chief_582 April 17, 2022