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Fema

federal emergancy managment agence
FEMA was in charge of the oil spilll
by danial March 24, 2003
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female brain

The center of the nervous system in all female vertebrate animals.

The human female encephalon is a powerful tool which is responsible for the fact that women have been outperforming men at all stages of secondary and post-secondary education (i.e., "high school" and "college") in all G8 and OECD countries (e.g., PISA 2001).

In their fixation on size, the vast majority of males try to justify their unfounded feelings of superiority by comparing brain sizes.

However, it takes more than a Second Grade education to know that it is the ratio of brain weight to body weight which presents a correlation to intelligence rather than the brain weight itself. Ergo: Men's bodies are proportionately larger and hence so are their brains, hands, feet, arms, etc. But it is the ratio of brain weight and body weight which may or may not predict intelligence, not brain weight.

Moreover, while the human male brain is larger on average, the processing centers in the human female brain are more closely interconnected due to a larger corpus callosum.
If the other definition of "female brain" is indicative of men's intelligence, men deserve all the help from educated women they can get.
by The Happy Humanist August 10, 2010
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Female

A human, the opposite of a male, that generally should stay in the kitchen and make the males sandwiches.
by madmike141516 March 13, 2011
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female

Invented to do all chores that are around the house
Honey(female), could you please make my dinner, do the dishes afterwards and do my laundry after that, for my clothes will be dirty.

oh and after that could you please do my ironing
by LawAustin January 12, 2008
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Female manipulator

A woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. Will play with your feelings, then ghost you and make you think it’s your fault. Generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music, art, etc. They are also generally into spirituality and astrology, have nose rings, wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism
You: “So what kinda music/movies are you into?”
Female manipulator: “Lana Del Rey, Fka Twigs, Fiona Apple, Mitski, Cigarettes After Sex, The Neighborhood, Melanie Martinez, Lorde/Ladybird, Mid90s, Beautiful Boy, Buffalo 66, Jennifer’s Body, Thirteen, The Craft, The Love Witch”
You, a fool: “Oh! You have really cool taste :)”
by lamanar03 December 12, 2021
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female circumcision

Something every women should do to please their man
Just like how men are circumcised to please their women
My boyfriend dumped me after I got female circumcision :(
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 6, 2022
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Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.
"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."
by Sheldon January 24, 2004
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