Evan

Loves sandwiches

You love sandwiches so much if you ate anymore you would become an evan

by FancyCooking January 11, 2022

Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx

Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019

Evan

A soy boy who can't play chess, bro thinks f3 is a good move. Smol dick but tight ass, would smash though tbh

Bro that guy evan is the type to beg for a mcnasty

by Charmonio November 2, 2023

Evan

Gay nigga

Evan your so gay

by anonymous November 13, 2022

Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr

YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.

by Akiyovpn November 20, 2023

Evan Atkins

A groovy dude who is incredibly dashing and handsome and talented and sexy and smart and kind. Yet also still incredibly humble.

Look at Evan Atkins with all that awesomeness

by yeetrskeetr February 4, 2021

Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.

Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!

by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023