dangdoodle

male organ that hangs way to the left , bent as it were.

ol' boy had a gnarly dangdoodle had to come at me sideways.

by kingdestruction August 7, 2009

danger bite

A bite with multiple spicy foods in it.

"Look at Pablo! He just ate the danger bite!" (as Pablo sweats and cries at the table)

by ajs 99 December 4, 2010

DangerBomb

A mixture of Buckfast and Tenants Lager used as a Scottish substitute for the popular drink 'Jaegerbomb'.

Mind when I shagged that Kirsty McCormack? Ken she was oot her heed on Dangerbombs, the whoore

by Big Davey J January 3, 2011

Dangerbeat

The act of masturbating when someone could find you at any time (ie: in the kitchen), the aim being to finish before you are found.

Guy #1:Dude, I'm going to the store, I'll be back in 5 minutes.

Guy #2: dangerbeats

by OrsonHunter September 13, 2010

danger apron

An apron worn in possibly messy or dangerous situations such as giving rusty trombones, donkey punching or working with clay to protect ones clothes.

Charles before I play you like a trombone I gotta grab my danger apron!

by scribblyaaron November 18, 2010

Dang 'ol

An expression used by back-woods folk to display feelings of anger, hate, regret or anxiety. One may also hear "frick" in similar situations from said grease monkey.

Man 1: "Hey Ricky Bobby, your truck got banged up real good while we were pounding Natty Lights last night."

Ricky Bobby: "Dang 'ol man. Shit's fucked."

by Dbay82 April 16, 2011

Danger Press Ups

The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.

First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.

Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23

by dpumaster May 17, 2011