End of the World Dump

An End of the World Dump is a sudden, intense poop that strikes usually at an inconvenient time such as at work or with company. It's an uncomfortable and hefty number 2 that results in a large and explosive shit, so powerful that it feels like the end of the world.

"Jeff, where did you go? We were in the middle of dinner."

"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."

by Absurd_Alfred June 28, 2023

Taking a load to the dump

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy and you insert your dick into her ass just to ejaculate.

She actually let you do anal? No, young padawan, I was simply taking a load to the dump.

by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020

dampy

a dampy is when you are tossing someones salad and start to cry and get the persons asshole all wet

josh porter was giving me a salad tossing but then he started crying about his helicopter and before i new it i got a dampy

by rmag December 31, 2004

Dump Slump

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)

(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh

by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009

Dump Hunger

1. The hunger that sets in after taking a massive dump.

Me: Dude, I'm starved!
Dude: Thats the dump hunger, man!

by Ace of Deuce January 18, 2010

DUMP 'N' RUN

The art of passing wind in a crowded and confined area, but managing to exit without suspicion before the stench hits the innocent and unsuspecting by standers.

After successfully downloading a world class stinker in the Asda bread aisle, Zak fled the scene and on exit gave Nicki the regulation warning "Do not go into aisle 5! I just carried out a grade A dump 'n' run!" To which Nicki turned and moved swiftly away.

by Hotsauceonmyburrito May 26, 2010

Dump 'Em

The phrase men use to get women to lift up their shirts and expose their breasts.

Guy: Ayyyy gurl dump 'em!
Girl: No, go away
Guy: Come on just do it!
(Girl drunkenly lifts up her shirt and dumps tits)

by ransteff November 27, 2011