Dirt divert

To sell someone out to take the focus off of one's own devious ways

My brother pulled out all the stops when he did his usual dirt divert move on Mom

by It's Barnett again May 6, 2019

The dive

When a "crack addict" takes a shit, and is out of crack so he/she reaches into the toilet and picks apart her/his feces in order to get the morsels of leftover crack and re-use them.

Guy 1: "Yo where's Matty? I got some dope shit he should try"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man you just missed him, he went to the bathroom. Probably in there getting ready to do the dive"

by TheNewt June 14, 2019

cheese dive

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese

Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense

by magarina December 5, 2019

Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation

“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”

by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019

African diver

When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.

Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.

by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019

Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.

My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.

by The Roshh January 26, 2020

Beautifully divergent

An individual who stands out in a society of horrific proportions and who makes decisions that no one else can.

Everyone has the power to be beautifully divergent

by willbarratt February 21, 2020