creaming for distance

The act of ejaculating over a considerable distance.

Guy 1: Hey tony, I was creaming for distance yesterday and I got 2 feet!

Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.

by the original creamter June 28, 2006

red light district

A place where you can find hookers, thugs, gangstas, and mostly projects

The red light district is only for the hardest niggas. We shouldn't go there

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Distinguished Gentlemen

Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.

That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty.

by schue Shiner February 24, 2011

Distard

pronounced - Diz tard

People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause

steve: wow this guy is sitting in the middle of the walkway with 5 strollers and having the shit kicked out of him by midgets

Bob: what a Distard

by Lord Muffin King III 8D November 13, 2009

Distractatron

A distractatron is a person (usually female) who is incredibly distracting through excessive attractiveness and/or a high sex drive. Being around one means you are unlikely to get anything else done.

This is not always a bad thing.

"Man, that girl is so dimply, she is a total distractatron, I can't concentrate on my work"

by cornishman123 March 10, 2010

Distraction Apple Bum

A hungry homeless person that runs up to steal the apple after someone uses an distraction apple.

Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!

Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*

by IIMikII January 8, 2011

Distractivated

Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
A word you say when you want to sound smart and don't know what to say

Tommy was so Distractivated at the burger place, he made new fries recipe.

by Random.dots.in.mypseudomym December 5, 2017