Dead motive 

A dead motive describes someone who never hangs out with his friends when invited, and never has any plans of their own either. Dead motives usually spend their time indoors watching uninteresting youtube videos or moderating their discord servers.

Ay Kushal stop being a dead motive bro, them anime girls ain't worth it

Dead motive by canyoureadmymind August 15, 2023

Dead Slide 

A term usually used in videogames, typically in first-person shooters, when a player intends to slide as an evasive maneuver, but accidentally crouches, which usually gets the player killed instead.

"Bro I almost had him, but i had a fuckin' Dead Slide around the corner and he shot me!"

Dead Slide by 4Star September 5, 2023

Dead Mans Hand 

2 definitions:

1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))

(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.

Dead Mans Hand by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023

Dead As Fuck 

saying "dead as fuck" means youre at an emotional coma. basically its when you get to a point of laughter or shock that you really have nothing else you can do or say, so you just kinda sit there lifeless - or dead. mostly used on the internet but it works around friends too.

*your friend falls down a huge ass set of stairs yelling the whole time*

you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!

Dead As Fuck by xThatGuyZ September 12, 2011

Dead White Men 

Enigmatic figures in society, often pictured on currency, credited with 90% of all wrongs in society.

Dead White Men ate my father. How about you?

Dead White Men by Mimir September 23, 2003

Dead Meme 

A meme that has run it's course.

Usually a meme is considered "dead" when the majority of people don't find it comedic anymore.

Steven: Do u no dae wae?
Michael: Stop, it's a dead meme Steven.

Dead Meme by yeahokayfine May 4, 2018

Dead Ringer 

In old england people would be accidentally buried alive. When they finally realized this they decided to tie a bell to their wrist this way they could ring it if they were alive once buried. those who watched the graves at night is where they got the phrase "Graveyard Shift".

We've got a dead ringer.

Dead Ringer by snowflake28 February 8, 2008